AND THE WIFI RETURNS AND HAHAAAAA
DO I HAVE A STORY TO SPIN ABOUT THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS
when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth
EXCENTRIQUE launched in 2002, is a Classic Lolita brand wearable in daily life.
"Which is annoying."
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
When you’re doodling in class and the teacher catches you
FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS
if somebody says they love you but they make your insides feel heavy, cold, and apologetic all the time they dont love you. if someone praises your insecurity and “humbleness”, feed them to the dogs. if someone constantly unironically holds you up to perfect inhuman standards, cut them out of your life.